~ The Freelance Theologian ~

“It’s a rumor that it’s a tumor,”

I said, half jokingly.

“If I lay down will you scalpel my crown,

and take it out for me?”

“If I cut on your head you’ll soon be dead!”

he said, with honesty.

But fearing I’ll die he begins to pry …

“Do you know Jesus?”, asks he.

Fearful to take my mortal life in hand,

lest he kill me for a day,

with opinions galore he talks all the more

and explains to me “the way”.

P.S. I had a Henry Gibson moment.

Published in: on January 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm  Comments Off on ~ The Freelance Theologian ~